me and my pirate gf

fkcngg09-0123wtffffck235123shtit:

me: ur legs r so smooth babe..

gf: that me wooden leg

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thirstfollower:

thirstfollower:

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hell yeah 420 blaze it hmu with some weed 

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ha. ha i mean 420 blaze it in church… pulling weeds from the ground i love clean churches!! 

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spicy-vagina-tacos:

yeah clowns and heights are scary and all but have u ever clogged your friends toilet

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