nico-diangelcakes:

So i have this giant pencil right

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I think we all know where this is going.

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i thought he was going to shove it up his ass

(via wrinkledclothes)

when you “accidentally” touch your crush’s butt

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katara:

i’m not racist i love chinese food 

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justasimplehoe:

what are the symptoms of being fergalicious

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