railroadsoftware:

person: so what have you been up to
me: (speaking very humble) well, I just got some new carpet.. it’s plush…
person: (trying not to sound envious) pl… plush? wow. I hear thats the nicest of all carpets
me: oh it’s nothing..

(via garciasebastian)

But who prays for Satan? Who, in eighteen centuries, has had the common humanity to pray for the one sinner that needed it most?

-Mark Twain

This is honestly my favorite quote. It’s changed how I look at life and religion.

(via aurajones)

(Source: the-bitchextraordinaire, via callingouttotheastronaut)