endocrines2:

*drinks vodka* *gags* “ugh I hate vodka” *drinks vodka*

(Source: endocrines2014, via callingouttotheastronaut)

kitkatinc:

spelling bee administrator: you word is delicious
me: D to the E to the L I C I O U S to the D to the E to the to the to the
spelling bee administrator: hit it fergie

(via quasarrrr)

nflstreet:

me: *goes to hell* what the fuck is this

satan: Welcome To My Twisted Mind.

(via jraphic)