bitchface12345:

i don’t do cocaine i just like the smell

(via shut-uhp)

bravedad:

i wonder how many people i’m in the “i’d be down if you asked” zone with

(via shut-uhp)

methicals:

asmilinggoddess:

the year is 2014 AD. the human race has existed for over 200,000 years. men still think women pee out of the vagina.

new obsession 

I’m pretty sure there are women as well as men who still don’t know this…

(via plug)

nivalingreenhow:

when McGonagall finds out that Ginny is pregnant, and that the Weasley and Potter bloodlines will converge, she marks on her calender the day the child will turn 11 and that is the day she retires 

(via psyducked)